There are grains of truth in each of the headlines but nobody wants to hear the full and true story.

We were found nude but we did not undress ourselves.
That was not babble just sighs of contentment
All she said was," Oh Lord...Oh Lord... Baby...Baby..."
All he said was, " The devil you say"

Now here is the true and unvarnished story of what happened that day.

My lady friend in VA and I in SC were having our weekly cybersex adventure on a chat line. This week we were doing a space shuttle crew fantasy and conducting experiments concerning reproduction of mammals in outer space. Very scientific stuff. We had to pause so she could answer an important call on her office phone so I decided to download my email.

Fast messages scroll by. I see a *soft hug* from Sara12 which always tingles my toes, my weekly Friday erotica fix from Sabrina which always primes my pump for the weekend, and others not quite as interesting as the first two. The "You Have Mail" .wav file begins to play but before it finishes a new message appears. "Paudra...Today Steve We Make Real Time Love!!!!!"

That sounded interesting! A few weeks ago a lady with the handle Paudra and I had a very body entwining and cum spurting Saturday night via the Internet and now was this an invitation to meet in person ? On my last message to her I did leave my email address and where I lived. I figured she probably justs wants to tease but still I double click the header and when opened all I see is a blank letter.

As I was about to delete the letter my A drive starts spinning and I seem to have crashed. I reached for the reset button and out of the A drive came a pearly orange string of lights with no substance. I sat there mesmerised as it winds it's way around my body. A flash of purple lights, a smell of ozone and my clothes are now just ashes on the floor. Tiny sucking sensations are felt all over my body. My toes, my calves, behind my knees, all over my cock especially around the head, the crack of my ass and the opening there, my nipples are sucked erect. My lips are given an electric erotic charge and I swear I felt a tongue enter. Soon the string of lights takes the form of a woman with substance. I could feel her tits , taste her mouth, sense the warmth of her pussy as she sits on my lap and allows my cock to penetrate her. Out of habit I start to pump but that was not needed. Her arms entwined me and memories of every sex act I had ever done ran through my mind. While seeing them in my mind's eye, all my senses were reliving and feeling every good sexual sensation of a lifetime. When the final explosion came I was emotionally exhausted and truly sated for the first time in my life. I lay back in my chair with a smile of contentment that you can still see.

This love machine then turns towards the monitor and calls up my email program on screen. She copies it to the A drive and reforms herself into a string of lights and retreats back into the openning of A drive. A whirr, a green flash, a red flash and she is gone. The greatest lay I had ever had and no phone number or email address.

I tried to call my VA friend but the string of lights were faster. They had used my address book to access her in a nano second. When I finally reached her the story she gave me was almost the same as mine except the form she saw was a man. When he had entered her an electric charge started her orgasms and did not end until she had reviwed all of her sexual escapades. He got her addresses also and was gone.

Lucky for me I was at home and the only one who saw me was my roomate who called the paramedics when he came in and thought I was having some kind of epeliptic fit. I made the devil you say quote to them when they told me I was alright and nothing had happened to me.

My lady friend was not as fortunate since she was at work and was discovered by her secretary. The secretary is the one who heard the Lord and baby thing and misquoted it to the press.

Now that is our story and we are sticking with it weather anyone else believes it or not.