What started out as an afternoon's diversion for two turned into a neighborhood attraction for man and beast.

When I came home to our second floor apartment I saw you sleeping nude with your hands over your quim and on my favorite recliner. Your legs spread at a mouthwatering angle made me forget to close the door. A quick kiss and a suck on your big toe had you ready for some afternoon delight. I trailed my tongue from those delicate feet to your explosive triangle. I spent quite a few delicious moments there until heading for my favorite two mouthfuls. Some stroking, some licking, some sucking, some tweaking of those mounds had us both ready for the main event.
My clothes were off in a flash and I mounted you as you arched your legs over the arms of the recliner and then closed around me as I ramrodded you as deep as I could. Oh, ah, oh the action was fast and furious. You had never moved you astounding ass with such force so I was driven to higher heights to meet your thrusts. This was great for us but lousy for the center of balance of the recliner.
With a booming crash we hit the floor but did not miss a thrust. On and on we went and didn't even notice when the paramedics came into the apartment. Our downstairs neighbor had called them when she heard the crash and the subsequent moans and cries of our passion.
Thus when the neighbors peered into our apartment they were treated to the sight of a love locked couple pounding away on the floor and of paramedics pounding pud just inside the door. We all gave out a great cry of joy at the time of our mutual release which started the neighborhood dogs howling.

Now I asked you was that any reason for an eviction notice ?

I could understand it if they had done it the time we had the whips, midgets, clowns and baby elephant sex party.